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Car Names That Make You Do a Double Take

Have you ever met someone whose name just didn’t fit them? Cars are no different. Some models have names that leave you scratching your head—or laughing out loud. From quirky choices like the AMC Gremlin to overly descriptive ones like the Isuzu GIGA 20 Light Dump, these cars prove that branding can be a bumpy ride. Let’s explore some of the most mismatched names in automotive history.

1. Quirky or Silly Names

Some car names sound like they were meant for something other than a car—maybe a pet, a drink, or even a household chore. These names are as puzzling as they are funny.

• AMC Gremlin: A compact car from the 1970s with a name that practically begged for jokes. It’s hard not to picture little gremlins tinkering under the hood, especially after the Gremlins movie came out in 1984, cementing the connection between the car and chaotic mischief. Coincidence? Maybe, but the name certainly didn’t help its reputation for reliability.

• Plymouth Duster: A sporty coupe with a name that sounds more suited for cleaning shelves than burning rubber. It’s hard to imagine someone saying, “I’ll take the Duster!” without thinking about a household chore.

• Suzuki Cappuccino: Cute, compact, and zippy—just like a shot of espresso. But imagine pulling up to your friends and saying, “I just bought a Cappuccino!” They’d think you went to a café instead of a dealership.

• Subaru Brat: Rugged and capable, but calling a car “Brat” seems like a strange branding choice. Did it really want to be seen as annoying or spoiled?

• Daihatsu Charade: A name that unintentionally suggests it’s faking being a real car. Not exactly confidence-inspiring!

2. Overly Descriptive or Too Corporate

These names sound like they came straight out of a spec sheet—or a boardroom. They’re so literal or formal that it’s hard to imagine anyone saying them with a straight face.

• Nissan Friend-ME: This concept car feels like a social media plea in car form. “Friend-ME” might’ve aimed to connect with millennials, but it just ended up sounding awkward.

• Chrysler TC by Maserati: The name makes sure you know it’s fancy, but in trying so hard to impress, it feels more like a corporate memo than a car.

• Isuzu GIGA 20 Light Dump: This truck’s name is so literal, it’s comical. Imagine saying, “I drive a Light Dump.” Yeah, no.

• Mazda Titan Dump: Another truck name that sounds more like construction equipment than a vehicle for the road.

• Nissan Big Thumb: was a heavy-duty truck introduced in the early 1990s. It was designed for commercial use, particularly for long-haul and freight applications. 

3. Names That Tried Too Hard

Sometimes, car names aim for big ideas but fall short—or worse, give off completely the wrong impression.

• Chevrolet Citation: This name might’ve been aiming for authority, but all it did was remind people of speeding tickets. Not a great association for a car.

• Ford Probe: A sporty coupe with a name that sounded more clinical than exciting. Let’s just say it didn’t inspire visions of the open road.

• Hyundai Scoupe: A mash-up of “sporty” and “coupe” that ended up as clunky as the car’s design.

• AMC Pacer: Practical, yes, but the name lacked excitement. It sounds more like a piece of exercise equipment than a car.

• Triumph Mayflower: Historical, but not exactly thrilling. It’s hard to imagine the Mayflower inspiring speed or adventure on the road.

4. Cultural or Linguistic Missteps

Sometimes, a name works in one language but misses the mark—or gets completely lost—in another.

• Chevrolet Nova: The classic example of a name that didn’t translate well in Spanish-speaking markets, where “no va” means “it doesn’t go.”

• Mitsubishi Minica Lettuce: Yes, lettuce. Naming a car after salad ingredients isn’t exactly inspiring.

• Toyota Deliboy: A practical delivery van, but the name sounds more like a sandwich mascot than a vehicle.

• Nissan Cedric: Great for an uncle, not so much for a car. It’s hard to imagine anyone saying, “Check out my new Cedric!”

• Subaru FF-1 Star: Too technical and forgettable, this name didn’t do much to spark excitement.

• Yugo Florida: A random geographic name that didn’t add much appeal to a car that needed all the help it could get.

What’s in a Name?

To borrow a line from Shakespeare: “A rose by any other name would smell as sweet.” But would a car by any other name sell as well? Probably not. After all, it’s hard to picture anyone rushing to buy a “Friend-ME” or proudly telling their friends, “I drive a Big Thumb.”

From the mischievous Gremlin to the frothy Cappuccino, these names prove that branding matters—sometimes more than the car itself. While they might not have lived up to their names, they’ve left a legacy of laughs and head-scratching moments.

Thankfully, car names have come a long way, often reflecting the personality and purpose of the vehicle. Whether you’re looking for something adventurous, practical, or bold, today’s options are designed to fit your lifestyle seamlessly. Explore our full inventory to find one that’s perfect for you—name and all.

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Is There One Thing About Your Car You'd Change?

Like most drivers, we have been ingrained to change the oil in your car every 3,000 miles. But today’s engines and synthetic oils have changed the game. That means you might be able to let those miles roll by a little longer before you’re due for another oil change. So, let’s take a look at what it really means to go the extra mile with your oil.

Do You Really Need an Oil Change Every 3,000 Miles?

For years, 3,000 miles has been the go-to benchmark, but advancements in synthetic oil mean some cars can go much longer between changes. Unlike conventional oil, which can break down more quickly, synthetic oil is designed to handle higher temperatures, resist sludge buildup, and protect your engine over longer distances. That’s why many cars running on synthetic oil can go 7,500, 10,000, or even 15,000 miles between oil changes, depending on the make and model. Always check your car manufacturer's recommendations to make sure you’re using the correct oil type for your vehicle.

Quick Tip:

Before you leave the oil change shop, check the mileage sticker they’ve put on your windshield. It’s often set to the 3,000-mile mark out of habit—even if you’re using synthetic oil that could last far longer. It never hurts to double-check that the recommendation matches the type of oil your car actually uses!

Mileage Reminders: Are They Accurate?

Most newer cars have built-in mileage reminders for oil changes, but are they set specifically for the kind of oil you’re using? The short answer: not always. Many mileage reminders are based on a conventional oil schedule, so if you’re using synthetic, it’s worth looking into whether that reminder can be adjusted.

If you’re not sure, ask your car manufacturer or dealership if your car’s reminder can be calibrated for synthetic oil. And if it can’t, don’t worry—just keep track of your oil type and recommended change intervals to stay on top of it. It’s one extra step, but it ensures you’re getting the best performance from your car.

Resetting the Oil Change Reminder

If you’ve recently switched to synthetic or just want to reset your oil change reminder, many cars make it easy to do. For most models, you can find instructions in the owner’s manual, or you can search online for a quick walk-through. Generally, resetting is as simple as pressing a few buttons on the dashboard. But if you’re ever unsure, your dealership or mechanic can easily handle it for you.

When Going the Extra Mile Means… Finding a New Ride

So, you’ve mastered the art of oil changes, synthetic vs. conventional, and mileage reminders. But sometimes, no amount of maintenance can turn back the clock on an aging car. When repairs start piling up or your car just isn’t as dependable as it used to be, it might be time to think about an upgrade.

And that’s where we come in—to help you find a car that fits your needs, lifestyle, and budget perfectly. Think of us as your personal pit crew, ready to go the extra mile to make sure your trade-in is seamless and enjoyable. Because finding the right ride shouldn’t just be about reaching your destination—it should be about enjoying every mile along the way.

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The Clock Is Ticking

Twice a year, we reset the clocks, and it’s easy to feel a little out of sync—losing sleep and needing time to adjust. But while we can eventually catch up, our cars don’t have that luxury. With each passing mile and season, wear and tear take their toll, and without proper care, your car might not be performing like it used to. So, as the seasons change and the clock keeps ticking, you have to ask yourself: Is your car keeping up, or is it falling behind?

Signs Your Car Might Be Feeling "Tired"

Just like us, cars start to feel the effects of time. Over the miles, your vehicle might show signs that it’s not performing like it used to. These subtle hints can signal it’s time for some attention to keep things running smoothly:

• Worn tire treads – As tires age, they lose grip, making it harder to handle your car, especially during seasonal changes. Just like you wouldn't ignore worn-out shoes, your tires need attention before they impact safety.

• Slow starts – Does your car feel sluggish when starting up in the morning? It could be like that alarm clock that needs a nudge—your car might be struggling to "wake up" and perform at its best.

• Frequent repairs – If you’re making more visits to the mechanic than you'd like, those breakdowns and ongoing fixes could mean your car is "running out of steam" and working harder than it should to keep up.

These aren’t just minor inconveniences—they’re clear signs that your car is starting to feel worn out. Addressing them early on, or considering whether it's time to reset and upgrade, can help you avoid bigger issues down the road and ensure your vehicle stays reliable.

Why Upgrading Makes Sense

If your car is starting to feel more like a burden, it might be time to consider a trade-in. Here’s why upgrading could be the smarter move:

• Save on repair costs – Stop spending on constant repairs by upgrading to something newer and more reliable.

• Improved safety and technology – Newer models come equipped with the latest safety features and efficiency, making them better suited for changing road conditions.

• Better fuel economy – If your car is guzzling more gas than it used to, a newer vehicle can save you money at the pump.

Reset the Clock on Your Car

As we reset our clocks for the time change, it’s a great reminder that our cars might need a reset too. If your vehicle is feeling a bit tired—with frequent repairs, poor performance, or just not keeping up like it used to—this might be the perfect time to think about a fresh start. Instead of holding onto a car that's showing its age, why not trade it in for something newer and more reliable? Don’t let your car fall behind. Explore our trade-in options and reset the clock on your driving experience with a vehicle that’s ready to go the extra mile.

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Are you feeling the effects of the tough economy? If so we get it. The allure of buying a car from a third party, like Craigslist or Facebook Marketplace, can be pretty tempting. You might be thinking you’ll score a great deal and have a bit more control over the process. But, as car dealers, we've seen just about every kind of transaction you can imagine, The hard truth is that tough times bring scammers out of the woodwork. They are looking to take advantage of your desire to save money. Even when you're dealing with a legitimate , what you don't know or even consider could lead to wishing you never attended that "Third Party". Here are some of the common pitfalls of going the third-party route and why buying from a dealer might be a safer bet.

Watch Out for Incomplete or Suspicious Listings

You know that saying, “If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is”? That’s especially true when you're scrolling through online listings. A lot of times, sellers might leave out critical details like mileage, the car’s history, or even clear photos. They might just be sloppy, or worse, they might be trying to hide something. For example, some sellers intentionally omit information about major accidents or title issues to lure in unsuspecting buyers. If the price is super low and the description is vague, take it as a red flag. As a dealer, our reputation depends on it providing solid information on every car. You won’t get that level of transparency with just any random seller online.

Be weary of listings that use stock photos instead of actual pictures of the car. This can be a sign that the seller is not being upfront about the condition of the vehicle. Also, listings that encourage you to contact the seller directly via email or off-platform could be part of a scam. These tactics are often used to avoid platform scrutiny and are a major red flag.

Never Skip a Vehicle History Check

This can't be stressed enough. Always check the vehicle’s history using the VIN. Services like Carfax or AutoCheck are your best friends here. So many people get stuck with cars that have been in serious accidents, have salvage titles, or have odometer rollbacks. That's where the seller illegally reduces the mileage shown on the odometer to make the car appear less used. 

Some vehicles may have had multiple owners, which can complicate the vehicle's history and raise concerns about consistent maintenance. Additionally, cars that have been used as rental vehicles or in ride-sharing services may have undergone more wear and tear than typical private-use vehicles. A thorough history report can help you identify these factors, but it's something many third-party sellers might not disclose upfront.

Verify the Seller’s Identity and Legitimacy

Here’s a scary thought: not everyone who posts a car online actually owns it. Always ask to see the seller’s ID and make sure it matches the name on the title. This step helps ensure that the person you’re dealing with has the legal right to sell the car. News stories often highlight people getting scammed by someone selling a car “for a friend” or worse, a stolen vehicle. Without proper verification, you could end up buying a car that’s not legally yours. When you buy from a dealer, you know exactly who you’re dealing with.

Be aware of sellers who are overly eager to close the deal quickly. They may pressure you to complete the transaction before you have time to verify details or may refuse to meet in person. These are often tactics used by scammers to push through fraudulent sales. Always insist on meeting in a public place and conducting the transaction in person. If the seller resists, consider it a red flag.

Don’t Skip the Test Drive

You wouldn’t believe how many folks out there buy cars without even test-driving them. Huge mistake! Even if you’re mechanically savvy, a professional inspection is crucial. This isn’t just about making sure the engine runs; it’s about uncovering potential issues that could cost you thousands down the line. For example, a car might have hidden rust damage, transmission issues, or electrical problems that aren’t immediately noticeable. Dealers have mechanics who inspect every vehicle before it’s put on the lot. We make sure everything is in good shape, and if it’s not, fix it. You can’t always trust a private seller to do the same, and once you hand over that cash, any problems are your problems.

Consider having the inspection done at an independent, trusted mechanic, not one recommended by the seller. Sellers might suggest their own mechanic or a shop they are familiar with, but this can lead to biased reports that favor the seller. Also, pay attention to how the car behaves during the test drive, especially under different driving conditions, like acceleration, braking, and cornering. Listen for unusual noises, which could indicate underlying issues.

Safe Payment Methods Are a Must

Handling the payment part of the deal can be tricky. Cash is risky, wire transfers can be scams, and PayPal might not cover you in disputes over a car. There have been instances where buyers paid cash, only to later discover that the car had a lien on it, meaning the previous owner still owed money to a lender. This situation can get messy fast, with the lender potentially repossessing the car. At a dealership, you get safe, secure payment options, whether you’re financing, leasing, or paying outright. We even handle the title transfer for you, so there’s no chance of getting stuck with a car you can’t legally drive.

Always verify that the title is free and clear of liens before making any payment. Ask the seller to provide documentation proving that any loans have been paid off. If possible, complete the transaction at a bank or credit union where the transfer of funds and title can be done securely and simultaneously. This minimizes the risk of fraud and ensures that all legal aspects of the sale are properly handled.

Make Sure All the Paperwork Is in Order

When buying from a third party, you’re responsible for making sure all the paperwork is correct, bill of sale, title transfer, and so on. If anything’s missing or filled out wrong, it can lead to big problems, like not being able to register the car. Imagine buying a car, driving it home, and then finding out at the DMV that you can’t register it because the title is still in the previous owner’s name or because there’s a mistake on the paperwork. Car dealerships handle the paperwork for you. It’s part of the service, and it ensures that everything is legal and above board. Plus, dealerships are familiar with the specific requirements of your state or county, which can vary and be confusing for someone not used to dealing with these transactions.

Don't leave such an important purchase to chance. Protect yourself from potential scams, hidden issues, and legal headaches by choosing a trusted dealership for your next vehicle. Visit us today to browse our selection of thoroughly inspected vehicles, enjoy secure payment options, and let our experienced team handle all the paperwork, so you can drive away with peace of mind. Your next car is waiting, take the safe route and make it yours!

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Yes, You're Seeing Things

Have you ever noticed how once you start shopping for a car, you suddenly see that model everywhere? It’s almost as if the universe is pointing out just how popular your choice is. For example, when you’re in the market for an SUV or crossover, it seems like every other vehicle on the road is one. Fear not! This isn’t some bizarre automotive conspiracy; it’s actually a trick your brain is playing on you. Welcome to the “Frequency Illusion.” Did you know it’s also a reflection of a broader trend in the car market.

A Look Back at SUVs and Crossovers

Remember when SUVs were just big, rugged vehicles meant for off-roading and hauling gear? Oh, how times have changed! These days, SUVs and crossovers have evolved into versatile, family-friendly rides that blend style with practicality. From their early days of rough-and-tumble adventuring, they’ve transformed into some of the most sought-after vehicles on the road.

What’s Driving the Trend?

• Space and Comfort: One of the biggest draws of SUVs and crossovers is their spacious interiors. Whether you’re carting around the family or heading out for a weekend getaway, these vehicles offer the room you need without compromising on comfort. Think plush seating, ample cargo space, and a smooth ride that makes long trips a breeze.

• Family-Friendly Features: Speaking of families, these vehicles are designed with you in mind. Features like easy-access rear seats, plenty of storage compartments, and top-notch safety systems make SUVs and crossovers perfect for family life.

• Performance and Capability: Many drivers appreciate the all-wheel drive (AWD) options and impressive towing capacities that SUVs and crossovers offer. Whether you’re navigating through snow, tackling a rough trail, or pulling a trailer, these vehicles are up for the challenge.

• Safety First: Safety is a top priority, and modern SUVs and crossovers are packed with advanced safety technologies. From lane-keeping assist to automatic emergency braking, these features help keep you and your loved ones safe on the road.

What’s New and Exciting?

• Electric and Hybrid Models: Going green has never been easier! The rise of electric and hybrid SUVs is making eco-friendly driving accessible without sacrificing the space and power you love. Brands are rolling out more options than ever, so you can find a green ride that suits your style and needs.

• Tech Upgrades: Technology is making its mark with cutting-edge infotainment systems, seamless smartphone integration, and advanced driver-assistance features. Imagine having a state-of-the-art navigation system, voice-activated controls, and more right at your fingertips.

Looking Ahead

• Continued Growth: The popularity of these vehicles shows no signs of slowing down. Market projections suggest that SUVs and crossovers will continue to be a dominant force in the automotive world, with even more exciting models and features on the way.

• Innovative Designs: Manufacturers are constantly innovating, with new designs and performance enhancements to keep up with changing consumer preferences. Expect sleek, modern looks combined with even more advanced technology.

What Does This Mean for You?

With the growing popularity of SUVs and crossovers, there are a few things to consider when you’re ready to make your next vehicle purchase. Here’s how you can make the most of this trend:

• Wide Selection: Many dealerships, including ours, are expanding their inventory to include a variety of popular SUVs and crossovers. If you’re interested in a specific model or feature, be sure to explore the options available.

• Expert Advice: Our knowledgeable staff is available to help answer any questions you may have about different models, features, and the latest automotive trends. We’re here to guide you in finding the vehicle that best fits your needs.

• Personalized Service: We offer personalized assistance to help you navigate through the selection process. From arranging test drives to providing detailed information on each vehicle, our goal is to ensure you have a smooth and informed buying experience.

Ready for the Road?

There’s never been a better time to explore the world of SUVs and crossovers. With their impressive features, versatility, and the exciting innovations on the horizon, these vehicles are truly making waves. Stop by our dealership to check out our latest models, or give us a call if you have any questions. We’re here to help you find the perfect ride!

Happy driving, and we look forward to seeing you soon!

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A Timeless Icon: The Ferrari F40

The name Ferrari has long been associated with heart-pounding performance, its sleek aerodynamic curves, and timeless design. But there is one particular model that to this day stands out among the rest. That is the 1987 F40. It was the first production car to reach a top speed of 200 mph. Unlike most cars of today, it had a stripped-down interior focused on driving experience, not creature comforts. That made it light weight and very agile.

Collectors love this car not only for it's performance but it's rarity. The F40 had a limited production run of a little over 1,300. Couple that with the fact at 89, it was Enzo Ferrari's last approved car and you have a recipe for owing a true piece of history.

Is Your Car a Collector of Troubles?

While you may not be in the market for a Ferrari, you may already be a collector and don't even realize it. Unfortunately, it's not the kind of collector car you want to show off to your friends.

Instead your car has become a collection of troubles, leaving you with a nagging fear that it's always on the verge of breaking down. Don't hold on to a depreciating asset that brings more headaches than feelings of joy

Trade Up for the Thrill of the Road

Is it time to trade up for a car that rekindles the thrill of the open road? We offer competitive trade-in values for all makes and models. Get a free, instant online appraisal today and see how much your current car could be worth towards your dream vehicle. Let's turn your collector of troubles into a down payment on a car you love driving again!

From IndyCar Speed to Everyday Efficiency

Hey there, racing fans and family champions! Indy Week is here, and the energy is electric! The Indy 500 is a legendary event, a testament to human ingenuity and the thrill of pushing boundaries. Those IndyCars are marvels of speed, tearing around the track in a blur.

But let's be honest, folks – most of us aren't aiming to break the sound barrier on our daily commutes. That's why we celebrate a different kind of speed – the kind that gets in and out quickly, conveniently, and most importantly, in a quality affordable car.

Celebrating the Unsung Heroes of the Road

Think about it. IndyCars are built for one thing - raw, untamed speed. They wouldn't know the difference between a stop sign and a pit stop, let alone worry about gas mileage! We, on the other hand, offer vehicles built for real life. Whether you're cruising in a sleek hybrid, conquering errands in an efficient SUV, or tackling the job site in a powerful truck with surprisingly good gas mileage, we've got the perfect ride to get you there to fit your budget.

Your Everyday Race: Finding the Perfect Ride

Sure, the Indy 500 week is all about the superstar drivers, but let's not forget the unsung heroes of the road – everyday drivers like you and me! You're the ones navigating rush hour traffic, conquering bad weather, and making countless trips for soccer practice, school pick-up, and the all-important pre-race grocery run.

Beyond the Checkered Flag: A Champion's Ride for You

So, this Indy Week, while everyone's cheering on the checkered flag, come on down and experience a different kind of speed. We'll get you in and out in your new car that'll have you feeling like a champion yourself. We'll take care of the paperwork, the test drive, and everything in between, so you can focus on the real win:

Whether you're cruising down the highway with the windows down, conquering errands with newfound ease, or tackling family adventures in style, you'll feel like the champion of your own everyday race.

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Rogue One To Sales Leader

Do you remember when Nissan released a limited edition version of their Rogue model called the "Rogue One Star Wars Limited Edition." This special edition vehicle was inspired by the movie "Rogue One: A Star Wars Story" and featured various cosmetic elements related to the film, such as Star Wars badging, floor mats, and a special key fob.

And it's not just Nissan, Star Wars Fan's for years have celebrated May 4th to celebrate all things lightsabers, droids, and the never-ending struggle for galactic peace. But let's be honest, the Force is notoriously unreliable when it comes to fuel efficiency.

The Falcon's Fuel Consumption

While spaceships like the Millennium Falcon may zip through hyperspace, their fuel consumption habits leave much to be desired. And let's not even get started on the Death Star's carbon footprint. Who needs a giant laser beam when a solar panel array would do wonders for the galaxy's energy crisis?

Your Fuel-Efficient Destiny Awaits

We understand that even the most devoted Jedi warriors need a reliable ride here on Earth. We may not be offering X-34 landspeeders (yet), but we do have a stellar selection of fuel-efficient vehicles that won't leave you stranded in the Tatooine desert (or your local grocery store parking lot).

Ditch the Death Star's Carbon Footprint

So, this May the Fourth, ditch the unreliable hyperdrives and questionable energy sources of the Star Wars universe. Come on down and test drive a car that will get you where you need to go without breaking the bank (or the galactic economy).

Remember, even Jedi Masters need a good car. Don't let your galactic adventures be fueled by regret. Shop from our excellent selection of gas saving cars and may the good fuel economy be with you!

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A Car Dealer You Can Count On!

If you’re in the market for a used car, look no further than our premier used car dealer. With an extensive inventory of reliable and high-quality vehicles that have been thoroughly inspected to guarantee customer satisfaction, we provide a hassle-free experience so you can easily find the perfect car for you or your family. We make it our mission to exceed expectations and provide each customer with personalized attention and exceptional service. Whether you’re looking for something small and economic or luxurious, we are sure to have something within your budget as well as fitting all preferences. So if you need a great ride at an even better price, let us be your go-to used car dealership!

Need Auto Financing? We Can Help!

Are you ready to purchase a car but feeling overwhelmed by the financing process? Car financing can seem daunting and complex, especially for first-time buyers. Fortunately, there are lots of resources out there that can help simplify the process so you can get your dream car with ease. Take advantage of our car loan calculator and make smart decisions when it comes to navigating the innovative world of cost-effective car financing!

Highly Rated Car Dealer

With so many car dealerships to choose from, it's important to know how to assess a dealership's reputation before you make a purchase. Not all car dealers are equally reputable and trustworthy; some may have unreliable customer service or wonky products that could leave you feeling frustrated and disappointed with your purchase. So, if you're in the market for a new set of wheels, read on for tips that can help you determine which dealer will provide the best value and experience as well as ensure an enjoyable buying experience.

Looking To Sell Your Car in? We Want It!

Are you thinking about selling your car? There are many reasons why someone may decide to sell their vehicle, ranging from needing cash in a pinch to wanting a newer model. Selling your car can seem like a daunting task, but it doesn't have to be with the right information and planning. Fill out our easy trade form and we will get you the best value for your vehicle. If you are looking for a new car we may not have in stock? Use our car finder and we will help get you into the perfect car.

Come See Us At Our Dealership

Stop by today and meet our staff and learn more about our dealership or feel free to send us a comment.

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